Friday, March 28, 2008

From a Suffolk pub to Borough Briggs . . .
Elgin city gains two new fans after they watched a thrilling comeback on TV

WHEN Elgin City FC kick off at home to Arbroath tomorrow, a teacher from Lincoln and a police investigator from Ipswich will be intently tuning in as the game unfolds.

The unlikely pair became the club’s newest fans following a chance comment made more than 400 miles away in a Suffolk pub last September, as the black and whites faced a 2-0 defeat.

Teacher Daniel Callaghan, 26, said he and his friend, Andrew Morrison, 28, had never heard of Elgin but their curiosity was aroused when a TV report announced the team had reduced the deficit to 2-1 in the 85th minute.

“Andrew and I let out a small cheer and I flippantly commented that if they could somehow find an equaliser that we would follow Elgin as our own,” he said.

Three minutes later, the equaliser duly arrived, prompting Mr Callaghan to swear that the pair would support the team “for the rest of our days” if Elgin went on to win the match.

Three minutes into injury time, Paul Kaczan scored the winning goal for Elgin City – turning around a 2-0 scoreline in eight minutes.

Mr Callaghan, of Cherry Willingham, Lincoln, said: “Needless to say, Andrew and I almost hit the roof and the Ipswich locals were left wondering why on earth a last-gasp Elgin goal was worthy of such rapture.

“Upon our return to Andrew’s house, we immediately got out a map to locate our new team and were not at all put off by how far away Elgin is.”

Since then, the duo have followed City’s progress and have booked tickets for the 10-hour train journey to cover the 438 miles from Ipswich to watch their new team at home on April 12.

“We have bought merchandise from the online club shop and very soon we shall, true to our word, visit Borough Briggs for a game,” said Mr Callaghan.

Mr Morrison is from Crieff, but moved to the south of England in his early years. His fellow Elgin City fan has never visited Scotland.

The club’s acting chairman, Graham Tatters, said the new fans would be well looked after when they arrive at Elgin on April 12.

Meanwhile, the club is hoping for a large turnout at Borough Briggs tomorrow against Arbroath.

It has been hailed as the biggest game for the club since it joined the Scottish League. A win could take the team to within a couple of points off play-off places.


Courtesy of The Press & Journal

http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/559454?UserKey=0
















Sunday, January 27, 2008

SLIGHTLY OUT OF SEASON...
But amusing nonetheless


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Saturday, November 24, 2007

CAN-CAN
THE CHARLESTON
PHILIP ON THE RAMPAGE


Friday, November 23, 2007

ALLAN & BECKY...


Thursday, October 11, 2007

GEMMA ATKINSON
Virgin Megastore Official Opening
Princesshay, Exeter


Me with Hollyoaks lovely Gemma Atkinson!
Signing autographs
Chatting to the crowd before cutting the ribbon
More chat!
The cutting of the ribbon, which I seemingly managed to miss in all the excitement!
Some idiot got in the way of the pic!! But I edited him out! lol.
The video of the official opening...


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

THE VAGINATOR II

Thank you to Stephen Gordon for following up his infamous voicemail...

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

ME, BIN LADEN & JACK BAUER

So there I am... its a huge rocky lake, its dark, and there are literally thousands of people surrounding this lake, like in some sort of apocalyptic war scene.

Im stood right infront of a man holding some sort of crossbow-type gun thing. He's threatening a nuclear strike on the entire planet, unless he kills me.
This man is Osama Bin Laden.

All the while I stand facing the weapon-wielding bearded madman, Im waiting for Jack Bauer and his team to do their fancy work from the side of the lake. Most bizarre of all, is that Im not the only one waiting... so is Bin Laden!

All of a sudden, as if to suggest we've been waiting too long, the setting changes to my parents house in Colyton, where Bin Laden seems to be less prominent, but Jack Bauer is still loitering around, and the threat to my life is still very real, but Ive now decided to lay in my bed, in my parents living room.

Then, whilst still in bed, all of a sudden Ive ended up in Colyton Playing Fields with a few people.

Then I woke up.

Officially the most random dream I've ever had! lol.

Monday 16th/Tuesday 17th July 2007

Monday, July 02, 2007

UNBELIEVABLE...


Friday, June 29, 2007

THE VAGINATOR

Stephen left me a Voicemail at 11pm on Friday 22nd June 2007...this is the full unedited message, with some photos added for effect!


Friday, April 06, 2007

APRIL FOOLS DAY
Sunday 1st April 2007

I can now bring you the full story behind the April Fools Day prank played by myself and Stephen, on poor Philip!

The story commences at 3.35am, on the back of a night out, when Stephen arrives at the house with a gift...























His gift was this...


After a few games of Pro Ev...
(including this amusing mid-game conversation,
(NB this is an audio file, which is YET to be uploaded!)

...we got to work!
First thing to do was...




remove Phil's mattress!
Just before we stored it in Allan's bedroom, Steve stopped to pose for the camera...

... take 2...
Then he found time for a quick lay down...

We then wrapped up the contents of his bed in his bed sheet...

and his laundry (including the basket) in another...
Then time for a quick pose again...



Then we removed more belongings, including his stereo, his VCR and his tv, and put his CDs in alphabetical order(!), before we assessed our work so far

His items were carefully placed in the study to hide...


We also then decided to move the entire contents of his wardrobe into Al's wardrobe...


We then manouvered our roadblock carefully into his room, and strategically behind the door, to almost stop it opening...



And with that it was job done...
with just one final last touch to confuse the poor lad when he came home...

And with that, all that was left was for us to waste more time, so we didnt get to bed til 7am...

Then we tried to get a photo of us with the clock, to no avail...




And, as if the night wasnt enough of a farce, Steve then decided to pretend the mouse was a phone...
before donning our bizarre WKD spider hat...
All that was left to do then was wait for Phil to come home and find our surprise...





He then just about successfully moved the blockage...



Before looking through Al's wardrobe to borrow a shirt from him, blissfully unaware that his clothes were now right infront of him!



Ladies and gentleman, a big thank you to:
Stephen Gordon for making this prank possible;
Rebecca Ruddy, for lending us her camera;
Allan Kirkwood, for sleeping through the volunteering of his room for storage purposes;
and Simon "Phil Neville" Beacham, for being out, and for allowing us the opportunity to provide entertainment to many!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

APRIL FOOLS

Ladies and gents, once I'm in possession of the photographs, I will show you one of my favourite April Fools Day gags created by myself and Stephen Gordon this morning, on poor, unsuspecting Philip.

As a wee taster...

Phil can't open his door

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Oh its good- its very good!

Sunday, February 25, 2007

BECKY'S BIRTHDAY

Probably about time I tell a slightly more detailed version of events quickly! lol.

Went to the Union on the Friday night, and got absolutely ruined! I got lost (again) and was eventually found by Steve at the end of the night. Then we managed to locate a lift (of the elevator variety) which no-one else seems to know even existed!
This proved to be VERY entertaining to two drunkards, particularly when, on one floor, the door opens infront of a brick wall. Nothing else! lol.
Then managed to get the bus home, to find Phil on the sofa with one of Becky's friends..!
Oh, and Steve ripped a "TO LET" sign (which he nicknamed Samuel Eto'o for some reason!) off the wall next to Becky's house, and brought it in with us- much to Becky's disgust! lol.

Then on Saturday me, Steve & Martyn spent the whole day in the pub drinking, while the others went to the cinema. Met up with Martyn's Irish friends for the arvo to watch the England-Ireland rugby game which was cool.
Oh, and in the pub, when I went to pay for something by card, instead of giving me a pen to sign with, they got me to use the corner of the debit card itself, to engrave my signature in it!! lol.
The 3 of us then went to a house party in the evening, and met up with the Irish again, while the others went elsewhere.
I got toss-faced again, while the other 2 both pulled, which included Martyn using the lines (and apologies if this is incorrect)
"you have marvellous breasts" and "you look like you'd be good in bed"! lol.

Oh, and both nights, Steve slept in a little chair! lol.

Thank you and goodnight!
Group pic from the Friday night
Fern, Pippa, Martyn, Me, Steve, Allan, Phil
Steve with Samuel Eto'o