NAKED TORQUAY
(29/4/06)Well its about time I updated you all as to the events of Torquay a few weekends back!!
I arrived on the Saturday to find all the Cardiff boys lounging around looking like death, having been out the previous night (although Allan wont be able to confirm if that actually happened!). The main talking point from that night would be Dan, Sam & Robin being forced into enjoying a 3-in-a-bed. Poor Dan got kicked out of his room when James kindly found a woman to use his bed instead!
So, after watching Wayne Rooney break his foot in the afternoon, there was only one thing for it… get bladdered (as if we would’ve stayed in if his foot was intact!!)
We sauntered down into Torquay for the night out. After enjoying a lovely greasy meal, and a few bevvies in Hen Party Central-
Wetherspoons, we trotted over to
Mambo. Whilst there we were offered a delicious(!), free, Cinnamon Vodka shot! I, for one, couldn’t wait to try(!). Then we moved onto some drinking games, namely ‘Jim Davidson’, and the Name Game, where I promptly managed to forget the names of every single person in the known world, and subsequently went through too many drinks for my liking.
Sadly this incident led to me spending a substantial period of time babbling on, and all that effectively came out of this “discussion” was that “England should take 5 strikers to the World Cup”!! Nightmare!
During all this, one unnamed individual pipes up with “I really need to some nipples tonight”!!
Obviously the other 5 of us protested as best we could, but we ended up being dragged around the streets of Torquay trying to locate some sort of premises!
We found the appropriately titled “
3 In Bed”, which sadly that night, only had the barmaids in their underwear.
And then we hit upon heaven itself...
Wisperz!! You have never seen so much nudity in all your life! Unfortunately for those of you not lucky to be there with us- seeing is believing! I don’t think any description of that place will do it justice, but I think its safe to say we all thoroughly enjoyed ourselves!!
As if all that wasn’t enough, we even managed to find time to squeeze in a good-old trip to
Venue. While we’re all boogieing the night away, this woman strolls up to James, to a huge cheer from all the lads. At which point I realise she was the very one James took back to the hotel the night before! The very one he’d sworn blind earlier in the day he wouldn’t pull again.
So how did the night end? Dan slept with Sam & Robin again, and James took her back to the hotel again!!
Dan, James, Robin, Sam & Al in Mambo
Flier for
3 In Bed
Sam, Dan & Robin have a lay-down!
James, Robin, Sam & Me (with Allan behind Sam's head) in Venue!
James and his bird!!
Allan (need I say any more?!!)
Dan & Sam
Don't I look HIGHLY impressed!!
Naked man we found by the harbour at the end of the night!!!
Two people tried to steal a little rowing boat, before the police
coaxed them back to shore, and guided them back!!
Sam was supposed to be eating the soap (although god knows why), so quite why Dan's doing it, is anyones guess!!
