WHAT NOT TO DO ON A NIGHT OUT!!
So, think of all the things youve ever done on a night out. Everyones done at least a few slightly ridiculous things after a few drinks. Allan's walked into a car, Philip's tried unlocking a door with a tin opener, I've walked around the most dangerous area of Southampton by myself etc etc.
I think it's safe to say Stephen has now successfully set a new benchmark.
Let me fill you in on the weekend...
It kicked off with the discovery that Allan was up for the weekend and staying at mine (a fact I only found out after he'd left Torquay!!).
So once he arrived, we got dragged to Seaton, to the arcade, by Becky, to watch poor Al throw away a tenner on the machines! But straight after that we came back to the pub!!
To kick off with, we successfully won a random tenner between us on Cluedo on the quiz machine!!! :D
After a few beers and banter, we pottered to Adams (me rather reluctantly admittedly) for a game of "Futuristic Risk" at about 11.30, which would only take "a couple of hours- seriously".
We had Adam drunkenly trying to prop up his dettached living room door, me and Steve texting each other comedy insults from 2 metres across the room, and EVERYONE getting floor wax on their jeans!
To top it off, I ended up getting bored, nodding off occasionally, and eventually going home at 3.30AM!!! Some FOUR hours after starting!!!
Saturday went better though, with a trip to the beach for a barbeque!!! Me, Allan, Becky, Megan (Beckys little sister), and Pippa (and later, Ed). Good chuckle, even if we couldnt cut the sausages! hehe.
Then came the night out...
walk down went well and was excellent as ever! Including Steve announcing to the whole of Seaton, via a traffic cone, that Allan loved the bottom (or something very similar!!).
The pub was all good, having a chinwag with everyone, drinking trebles(!) etc etc.
Then to the Grove...
All was going well until Becky had a few too many drinks, and ended up being found outside vomiting, so Allan had to go home with her in Lucie's car, with Pippa etc.
However, earlier in the evening, Steve had successfully managed to get himself BANNED FOR LIFE from The Grove, for allegedly throwing a GLASS at a BOUNCER!!!!!!!!
And to top it all off, it seems he may have punched someone too, and could well have broken a couple of bones in his hand (which is currently twice its normal size as a result!!)
NIGHTMARE!!!
So, think of all the things youve ever done on a night out. Everyones done at least a few slightly ridiculous things after a few drinks. Allan's walked into a car, Philip's tried unlocking a door with a tin opener, I've walked around the most dangerous area of Southampton by myself etc etc.
I think it's safe to say Stephen has now successfully set a new benchmark.
Let me fill you in on the weekend...
It kicked off with the discovery that Allan was up for the weekend and staying at mine (a fact I only found out after he'd left Torquay!!).
So once he arrived, we got dragged to Seaton, to the arcade, by Becky, to watch poor Al throw away a tenner on the machines! But straight after that we came back to the pub!!
To kick off with, we successfully won a random tenner between us on Cluedo on the quiz machine!!! :D
After a few beers and banter, we pottered to Adams (me rather reluctantly admittedly) for a game of "Futuristic Risk" at about 11.30, which would only take "a couple of hours- seriously".
We had Adam drunkenly trying to prop up his dettached living room door, me and Steve texting each other comedy insults from 2 metres across the room, and EVERYONE getting floor wax on their jeans!
To top it off, I ended up getting bored, nodding off occasionally, and eventually going home at 3.30AM!!! Some FOUR hours after starting!!!
Saturday went better though, with a trip to the beach for a barbeque!!! Me, Allan, Becky, Megan (Beckys little sister), and Pippa (and later, Ed). Good chuckle, even if we couldnt cut the sausages! hehe.
Then came the night out...
walk down went well and was excellent as ever! Including Steve announcing to the whole of Seaton, via a traffic cone, that Allan loved the bottom (or something very similar!!).
The pub was all good, having a chinwag with everyone, drinking trebles(!) etc etc.
Then to the Grove...
All was going well until Becky had a few too many drinks, and ended up being found outside vomiting, so Allan had to go home with her in Lucie's car, with Pippa etc.
However, earlier in the evening, Steve had successfully managed to get himself BANNED FOR LIFE from The Grove, for allegedly throwing a GLASS at a BOUNCER!!!!!!!!
And to top it all off, it seems he may have punched someone too, and could well have broken a couple of bones in his hand (which is currently twice its normal size as a result!!)
NIGHTMARE!!!
posted by Majik at 7:38 pm
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